And the academy award goes to... not "Ghost Rider," because in this disaster of a "movie" Nicolas cage only has two expressions, and they both look like a constipated old man trying to undress every one around him with his eyes. Now I'll admit Nicolas Cage ruining movies is nothing new. So why am I so upset about this? Because Ghost Rider was actually a pretty freakin' sweet comic and this lame phony turned it into his own personal mid-life crisis. Nick if your reading this,
you're too old to play Ghost Rider!! so stop trying to ruin my childhood hero, and go get breakfast at Denny's instead. I hear there's a half off special if you're last name is Cage and you can sit through your entire meal without sniffing one of your own farts.
Now let's get something straight, "Ghost Rider" isn't his only failure. Ever seen a movie with Cage as the main character that didn't make you want to burn you dvd player? Me neither. I mean jesus christ, I honestly don't even know why I hate Nicolas so much. Sure he's a terrible actor, but so is Ashton Kutcher, yet I don't find myself dreaming about peeling off Ashton's skin and feeding it to a buzzard. No, there's definitely more to my hate than just Nicolas Cage's high school level acting. Perhaps my deep-seated anger towards Nicolas is a result of the fact that not only can he not act, but unlike most people with his skill, or should I say lack of skill, he actually makes around $20 million a movie. Who the hell is still paying to see this crap? Why are you people encouraging him? Don't you remember "National Treasure"?
This is not a "well whatever" situation, we should not take an "I guess life goes on" attitude towards this menace. A force like Nicolas Cage may be powerful but I believe he can be stopped. If we all pull together as a society, burn every thing we own with his name or picture on it, and boycott stores evil enough to sell his merchandise, maybe, just maybe, he'll take the hint and retire to a condo in Florida, give up acting, and never again will we have to sacrifice ten minutes of our lives because the dumbass at the video store accidently put "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" in the case for a different movie we actually wanted to watch.
F#%@ you Nicolas Cage.
