why does every douchebag have to get tribal tattoos?

I don't want to give the impression that I hate tattoos, or the people who get them. I believe they can be a beautiful art form when they show originality, and have some reason behind the them. There are however plenty of people whose tattoos make me want to ask them, do you even realize how stupid that looks?

If you have a tribal tattoo you might want to stop reading this post before you get mad and start calling me "bro," Or you could just get it removed, your choice. But for the love of god please don't get any more. Tribal tattoos are probably one of the ugliest things you could put on your body, and to make it worse when you get a tattoo it's permanent. Do you really want to look like you're dressed in a "The Rock" Halloween costume for the rest of your life? Now I understand that these tattoos can actually have meaning and purpose in some cultures and if that's the case then by all means do your thing. But if you're just some lame college student who saw a few at the gym and thought they where "sick" then please for the sake of everyone who has to look at you refrain from adding yourself to the group of morons who have one.

Don't worry, all you scenesters out there, I didn't forget about you. Possibly the only tattoos I hate as much as tribal are the ones that everybody and their mothers get. Without any exaggeration I've probably seen about twenty nautical star tattoos in the last two years, and I'm sure for every one that I saw there were several that were covered up. The worst part of this is that most of the people who get these tats have something to say about it like "yea I get tattoos because it shows my individuality." Really? Is that the reason? Because I'm fairly certain that you got the cross on your shoulder, the star on your neck, the barbed wire around your bicep, or the words "only god can judge me" under your collar bone, because you're trying to fit into an image or within a group of people. Not for a second do I believe that these tattoos have any real meaning to you. You people are the ones that make others with tattoos look bad. Yes I'm also talking to you, white guys with asian writing all over your body. I hope you realize that despite the fact that you asked for a symbol meaning power or luck it probably reads "American moron." So please, whether you already have some stupid tribal ink or a bland overused design for an existing tat, be considerate of yourself and all those who have to look at your body, and get something original. I'm sure your future self will appreciate the gesture.

F@%# you, Tribal tattoo douchebags.

I don't believe Nicolas Cage is a vampire, but he sure does SUCK!

And the academy award goes to... not "Ghost Rider," because in this disaster of a "movie" Nicolas cage only has two expressions, and they both look like a constipated old man trying to undress every one around him with his eyes. Now I'll admit Nicolas Cage ruining movies is nothing new. So why am I so upset about this? Because Ghost Rider was actually a pretty freakin' sweet comic and this lame phony turned it into his own personal mid-life crisis. Nick if your reading this, you're too old to play Ghost Rider!! so stop trying to ruin my childhood hero, and go get breakfast at Denny's instead. I hear there's a half off special if you're last name is Cage and you can sit through your entire meal without sniffing one of your own farts.

Now let's get something straight, "Ghost Rider" isn't his only failure. Ever seen a movie with Cage as the main character that didn't make you want to burn you dvd player? Me neither. I mean jesus christ, I honestly don't even know why I hate Nicolas so much. Sure he's a terrible actor, but so is Ashton Kutcher, yet I don't find myself dreaming about peeling off Ashton's skin and feeding it to a buzzard. No, there's definitely more to my hate than just Nicolas Cage's high school level acting. Perhaps my deep-seated anger towards Nicolas is a result of the fact that not only can he not act, but unlike most people with his skill, or should I say lack of skill, he actually makes around $20 million a movie. Who the hell is still paying to see this crap? Why are you people encouraging him? Don't you remember "National Treasure"?

This is not a "well whatever" situation, we should not take an "I guess life goes on" attitude towards this menace. A force like Nicolas Cage may be powerful but I believe he can be stopped. If we all pull together as a society, burn every thing we own with his name or picture on it, and boycott stores evil enough to sell his merchandise, maybe, just maybe, he'll take the hint and retire to a condo in Florida, give up acting, and never again will we have to sacrifice ten minutes of our lives because the dumbass at the video store accidently put "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" in the case for a different movie we actually wanted to watch.

F#%@ you Nicolas Cage.